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104 definitions by fizzle

 
1.
n. a sexual position (aka cowgirl position) in which the woman sits astride the man.
John and Jane did the cowgirl on their wedding night.
by fizzle April 01, 2004
 
2.
n. A very large issue that everyone is acutely aware of, but nobody wants to talk about. Perhaps a sore spot, perhaps politically incorrect, or perhaps a political hot potato, it's something that no one wants to touch with a ten foot pole. Sometimes pink elephant in the room.
The degeneration of parental responsibility in this country is the elephant in the room, but no one in Washington wants to address it.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
 
3.
n. A sexual position (sometimes shortened to just cowgirl) in which the woman sits astride the man.
John and Jane did the cowgirl on their wedding night.
by fizzle April 01, 2004
 
4.
directly behind you. from the military designation of location where 12:00 is directly in front of you, 3:00 is to your right, 9:00 is to your left, etc.
Hang on, we've got two Japanese Zeroes on our six! I'll try to shake them!
by fizzle April 07, 2004
 
5.
n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
by fizzle April 05, 2004
 
6.
what you say when the battle/showdown is about to begin, or when you want to fight someone after school.
It's on, mother trucker!
by fizzle April 10, 2004
 
7.
A mild oath. Roughly equivalent to saying "Jesus Christ" as an oath, but less severe, and used so as not to get stricken down for blasphemy.
Geez Louise! I can't believe this definition isn't in here yet! (Actually I saw one but it was misspelled.)
by fizzle April 05, 2004