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925 definitions by Light Joker

 
1.
the penis (see also cock,pecker)
He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.
by Light Joker April 21, 2006
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2.
Nip
A Japanese person (derogatory, from Nippon, the Japanese word for Japan)
Some old crock was complaining about there being too many "Nips" around.
by Light Joker June 26, 2005
1113 330
 
3.
1. a woman's breast

2. a stupid person, a rural oaf.

3. a blunder
The girls boobs were rediculously large. When I saw them, I thought she must have had implants inserted for sure.
by Light Joker July 08, 2004
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4.
one's bare skin (from the fact that a person would not have any clothes on the minute they were born)
I found it embarrassing for them to see me in my birthday suit.
by Light Joker July 14, 2005
881 268
 
5.
nonsense, lies, exaggeration.
THat is nothing but bullshit. I do not believe a word of it.
by Light Joker September 12, 2004
768 245
 
6.
1. weird, bizzare

2. sexually deviant

3. a sexually deviant person
They say that she's kinky but I think it's just a rumor.
by Light Joker April 29, 2006
1474 963
 
7.
The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.
Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.
by Light Joker June 25, 2004
686 193