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Rhyming slang for doing a poo.
Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?
by StephenSLR August 24, 2011
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Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.
Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.
by TheFrogPrints September 09, 2011
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evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."
Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"
by Gem Jones January 06, 2011
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n. defecation
I gotta go do a number two.
by fizzle April 01, 2004
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term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.
hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?
by tony August 01, 2004
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An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.
Man, you are such a Number Two.
by N.B.S April 25, 2010
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