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noobernaut 

Man what a fucking noobernaut.
noobernaut by Whycantipickadamnname February 25, 2008

noobenstein 

Another word for "noob" or "n00b" referring to one who is inexperianced or who shouldn't be taken seriously. Most commonly refers to online gamers.
Who invited the noobenstein? Obviously never played UnReal Tournament until today.
noobenstein by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003
A person who can't decide and loses track of his life.
His mother said something about the shame of having birthed a professional noodeenaw. Lisa McInerney, The Glorious Heresies
noodeenaw by Loelaw November 6, 2017

Das Nooben

A term used in anger to yell at a noob for doing something distasteful. Usually used when Hitler Rageing, due to its Germanic sound. Also a crafty way to avoid conforming to the general population of people who overuse noob.
Online Video gamer: *obviously losing* Das Nooben, I Sheizen un der facen! Das Cheapen moves shall be un END!

Friend: STOP WITH THE DAMN Hitler Rage!
Das Nooben by Johnnyctant December 14, 2010
1. An extremely caring mother
2. A woman who excels in mathematics
3. One who complains about a horrible boss
Look at that woman, she wakes up an hour early just to make lunch for her children and then proceeds to prepare their breakfast as well, what a Nooreen!

Person A: If you apply the definition of a derivative to this problem, it states that as x approaches -1 the limit does not exist, therefore there will be a vertical asymptote as x=-1.

Person B: WOW you're such a Nooreen, can you do my calculus homework?

Lady A: My boss is such a jerk, he thinks im a robot, he sits on a chair and orders everyone around like he owns the city...

Lady B: Stop being such a Nooreen!
Nooreen by neebas October 22, 2010

noobencaken 

German term for an extremely noobish person, or noob cake. Primarily an insult. A pathetic slice of noob.
Fuck you, stupid noobencaken!

Hey! Get that noobencaken away from me; I don't want the NCD (noobencaken disease)!
noobencaken by ZOMGASM March 6, 2009