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noobernaut 

A person in call of duty 4 that uses Juggernaut
Man what a fucking noobernaut.
noobernaut by Whycantipickadamnname February 25, 2008

noobenstein 

Another word for "noob" or "n00b" referring to one who is inexperianced or who shouldn't be taken seriously. Most commonly refers to online gamers.
Who invited the noobenstein? Obviously never played UnReal Tournament until today.
noobenstein by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003
A person who can't decide and loses track of his life.
His mother said something about the shame of having birthed a professional noodeenaw. Lisa McInerney, The Glorious Heresies
noodeenaw by Loelaw November 6, 2017

Das Nooben

A term used in anger to yell at a noob for doing something distasteful. Usually used when Hitler Rageing, due to its Germanic sound. Also a crafty way to avoid conforming to the general population of people who overuse noob.
Online Video gamer: *obviously losing* Das Nooben, I Sheizen un der facen! Das Cheapen moves shall be un END!

Friend: STOP WITH THE DAMN Hitler Rage!
Das Nooben by Johnnyctant December 14, 2010
1. An extremely caring mother
2. A woman who excels in mathematics
3. One who complains about a horrible boss
Look at that woman, she wakes up an hour early just to make lunch for her children and then proceeds to prepare their breakfast as well, what a Nooreen!

Person A: If you apply the definition of a derivative to this problem, it states that as x approaches -1 the limit does not exist, therefore there will be a vertical asymptote as x=-1.

Person B: WOW you're such a Nooreen, can you do my calculus homework?

Lady A: My boss is such a jerk, he thinks im a robot, he sits on a chair and orders everyone around like he owns the city...

Lady B: Stop being such a Nooreen!
Nooreen by neebas October 22, 2010

noobencaken 

German term for an extremely noobish person, or noob cake. Primarily an insult. A pathetic slice of noob.
Fuck you, stupid noobencaken!

Hey! Get that noobencaken away from me; I don't want the NCD (noobencaken disease)!
noobencaken by ZOMGASM March 6, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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