Noun: It's a chronic medical disease that affects the lungs. It causes the lungs to collapse and may even cause ligmagitis (ligma). It is commonly known as Nomanemia. It's like asthma, but a little more serious.
Symptoms: Shallow breathing, chest pain, difficulty exercising, heart failure, constant stroke, ligmagitis, and numbness in ribs
oH GOD! ALEX HAS LIGMA! HE MUST ALSO HAVE NOMANEMIAILINGUS!
A fucked up nickname that somewhat resembles your propername, and even if it doesn't, is something you eventually resort to answering to.
My co-worker's real name is Meredith, but our boss calls her by her nomonym, Merm-the-worm, because she is tall and thin (and because he is a jackass).
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.