A fucked up nickname that somewhat resembles your proper name, and even if it doesn't, is something you eventually resort to answering to.
My co-worker's real name is Meredith, but our boss calls her by her nomonym, Merm-the-worm, because she is tall and thin (and because he is a jackass).
A misspelled synonym. Nymoyms are often used by illiterates or people who type too fast and don’t care to correct it. The name stems from the norwegian family line of Nymoen, who often uses nymonyms.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand