A fucked up nickname that somewhat resembles your proper name, and even if it doesn't, is something you eventually resort to answering to.
My co-worker's real name is Meredith, but our boss calls her by her nomonym, Merm-the-worm, because she is tall and thin (and because he is a jackass).
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