When you ejaculate and shart at the same time.
I knew I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell before seeing my girlfriend. I nertzed all over her sheets and she broke up with me.
by Bolke October 25, 2020
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A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.
The National Nertz Association is an organization that focuses on the promotion and welfare for the game of Nertz.
by nertzfan September 29, 2007
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only used by old people. used instead of cursing, like saying shit, crap, fuck, etc. not real word but is commonly used by old ppl who dont like cursing
grandma: oh, Nertz!

me: what?
Grandma: i dropped my glasses
by raeray21 August 7, 2010
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nertz!
ah, but i only had two cards left.
by kellylynne November 23, 2003
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A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.
To learn more about the card game Nertz visit The National Nertz Association's website at http://www.playnertz.com/
by nertzfan September 17, 2007
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