Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 03, 2003

Men Bouncer

Gay poncey camel fucker who goes into a frenzy and has multiple orgasms whenever the word wordcamelword is mentioned or one of the hairy beasts is sighted.

He's camel crazy,
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.

He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.

by Carpman June 09, 2003

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

Elf

Sneaky gits with pointy ears.

The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

mole2please

Spamathon!!!

Mole2please's Admins were so gay that it's ezboard community spammed it to death.

by Carpman September 29, 2003

childbirth

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.

"oh great, someone had a baby..."

by Carpman September 19, 2003

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

by Carpman May 14, 2003