Carpman's definitions

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

Men Bouncer

Gay poncey camel fucker who goes into a frenzy and has multiple orgasms whenever the word wordcamelword is mentioned or one of the hairy beasts is sighted.

He's camel crazy,
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.

He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.

by Carpman June 9, 2003

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

by Carpman May 14, 2003

yang

The opposite of Ying

Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned

by Carpman October 6, 2003

Men Bouncer

Sorry man but it was too good keep to myself. Anyway, men bouncer is technically dead (moved to Nottinghamshire!). However, I found a Men Bouncer II. (he has a bum bag!>snicker<)

Men Bouncer II has glasses so large, that the sunlight reflecting off them burns holes in anything he looks at. Also he doesn't wash his hair...

by Carpman September 29, 2003

telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).

Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y

by Carpman September 19, 2003

Elf

Sneaky gits with pointy ears.

The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.

by Carpman May 30, 2003