nertz

an expression of mild contempt

You won't shove over? Nertz to you guys.

by piratesse September 2, 2006

nertz

Ah crap!

Nertz! He stole my cactus!

by Carpman May 13, 2003

nertz

only used by old people. used instead of cursing, like saying shit, crap, fuck, etc. not real word but is commonly used by old ppl who dont like cursing

grandma: oh, Nertz!

me: what?
Grandma: i dropped my glasses

by raeray21 August 7, 2010

nertz

a card game (double solitaire)

nertz!
ah, but i only had two cards left.

by kellylynne November 23, 2003

nertz

a fast speed solitare game with unlimited number of players

like solitare with 4 cards flipped up to begin and a nertz pile of 13 cards all face up

by Kristy January 5, 2004

Nertzed

When you ejaculate and shart at the same time.

I knew I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell before seeing my girlfriend. I nertzed all over her sheets and she broke up with me.

by Bolke October 25, 2020

Nertz

A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.

The National Nertz Association is an organization that focuses on the promotion and welfare for the game of Nertz.

by nertzfan September 29, 2007