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nerdspasm 

Boy: "Grandma! I just bought a top-of-the-market graphics card! I think I'm having a... a - a......"
Gran: "A What, boy?"
Boy: "...A nerdspasm!!"
nerdspasm by Astrapto November 5, 2010
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Nerdgasm 

When one experiences subsequent events of nerdiness, fandom, or geekiness that causes a sensory overload, loss of bodily functions, and a climax deep within the brain, in the section that recognizes specific information concerning comic books, occult television shows, video games, or electronics that only a specific section of the population would actually know about.
Oh my God! The secret scene at the end of Iron Man gave me a total nerdgasm!
Nerdgasm by Zack T. May 9, 2008

Nerdgasm 

Ming-Na Wen's profile picture on Twitter @MingNa is the definition of Nerdgasm.
Nerdgasm by klmccoy333 January 28, 2015

nerdgasm 

Derives from the word orgasm.

When someone has experienced just too much nerdiness at one time, they are saidto have a nerdgasm. The person usually goes into a state of shock and can't speak for up to 1 hour. Never distured a someone who as recently nerdgasmed because the person is prone to just spurt out random nerdy things that regular people could never comprehend.
Person one: Dude, the PS3 is going to use blu-ray discs, imagine the texture file quality!!!

Person two:*nergasm*!!!
nerdgasm by Andrew Kuehler December 25, 2004

Nerdgasmic

A person who possess the perfect blend of sexiness and nerdiness.
Dressing as Princess Leia is the most nerdgasmic Halloween costume for attractive women.
Nerdgasmic by IncredibleOne June 23, 2013

nerdgasm 

A nerd's sensory overload caused by the introduction of said nerd to the latest technology or fandom.
Nerd1: Hey, did you hear about ATI's new Radeon card? It blows my b0x0rs off!
Nerd2: Oooh that sounds sexy. *nerdgasm*
nerdgasm by Mr. Pants May 18, 2004

Nerdgasm 

Elon Musk appearing on Rick & Morty.
Humphrey had a huge nerdgasm when Elon Musk appeared in Rick & Morty.
Nerdgasm by BlackMayo May 22, 2019
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