1. Someone who is in-experienced at something

2. A word overused by geeks with delusions of superiority who think they are cool because they have no life and play computer games 24/7. It is often, for no apparent reason, spelled with zeros instead of O's, another geek thing, e.g. n00b instead of noob.
"Ha ha ha, that kid has a life and isn't a grand master at this game like me, what a n00b!"
by Gazmaster 5000 April 16, 2009
Not to be mistaken for a newb, the n00b enter a chatroom or forum, causing chaos and destruction. They usually target site moderaters and beg the fuck out of them until they are banned, then they make a new account. Do not approach these strange creatures alone. Always have an anti-spyware and pop-up blocker ready incase of any viruses they try to send through your pc.
That n00b wont quit spamming in my thread... he must have been beaten as a child.
by Tabitha Massacre April 21, 2008
A term used in online discourse to belittle and bully others. Often an expression of impatience with a game-player who might seem less than proficient, but also just a handy insult for those without the vocabulary, manners, humour, tolerance or spelling that their mums hoped they'd have by that age.
A: Oh, bother. We lost the game, possibly because of an error on the part of player B. My life extends not much further than the online game world, so obviously I'm miffed. How shall I express my frustration? With a cheerful and sporting, "We'll get 'em next time" or "Don't feel too bad"? Nah! Hey, player B: "n00b!" That told him.
by LDS November 23, 2005
A retarded arrogant alcoholic fucktard who doesn't realize he is actually pressing a zero instead of an o. They are potentially dangerous, they might "pwn" or "rape" you while you are playing video games or on online forums. For safety precautions please wear a cup on your asshole when you play halo.
Nerd "zomg 1 pwn u n00b"
Hobbyist *puts cup over asshole*
by K1337 Jesus July 03, 2010
someone who thinks they are better than other player/ causes needless arguments. also is a high level/ rank, but is completely crap at whatever they do.
Two real life incidents:

EX.1:
n00b: hey you english fag! big ben big ben! english teabag! you jealous of america!
english guy: shut the fuck up.

EX 2:
n00b gets a kill. starts teabagging body. killed player goes to spot of death, sees n00b still teabagging body. n00b dies explosively from behind.
by thisrandombloke June 03, 2010
A n00b is someone who has no internet edicit whatsoever and yet still persists to use the internet almost all the time annoying the living shit out of anyone he or she or it meets.
How to act like a n00b.
1. Stop caring what anyone thinks or you.
2. Learn to love being annoying.
3. Learn every single racist, sexist, homophobic, and sacreligous term known to man and use almost everysingle one of them everytime you talk to anyone.
4. Lastly and most important of all, Stop having a life and spend all day on the computer annoying everyone you can find.
by Cj Leaman. April 17, 2006
People who always lose in a game and when the finally win they think they're the best and

or a REALLY annoying person
DesktopCat:YES WE WON!

N00b1:FUCK YOU F4GG0T WE WOULD'VE WON IF YOU DIDN'T DROP LANDMINES EVERYWHERE!

DesktopCat:I didn't drop a landmine you just dropped

a grenade by your side and by time you realized it you were blown to pieces

N00b2:STFU DROPPED A LANDMINE I SAW YOU

DesktopCat:Yeah but I didn't drop it there....matter of fact I wasn't anywhere near him

N00b1:ADMIT IT OR ILL SPAM THIS CHAT UNTIL YOU DO!!!
N00b1:SDUAS89DJ98ASDH8S9AHD98ASHD89SHDHD8HSA8DHA89HD8
N00b2:HDSAH8AS9DASJD89ASD9ASHDAS89HDAH8AHD98ASHD8ASHD8A9HS

*N00b1 has been banned*
*N00b2 has been banned*

DesktopCat:N00bs...
by Desudigamoni January 15, 2011

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