6 definitions by Thomas78

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a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe
timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.
by Thomas78 October 23, 2006

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the brown stuff that comes out of your asshole
look at my shit in that toilet there
by Thomas78 March 19, 2007

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to climax during masturbation
man i hate when someone walks in on me just as i'm about to maxturbate
by Thomas78 October 25, 2006

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1. the cock of a gorilla
2. a human cock that is extremely massive and hairy on the balls
3. a tasty treat for faggots; typically basted in semen and baked to perfection
1. hey look at that gorilla. he has a gorilla cock.
2. that guy has a gorilla cock.
3. hey diego, u enjoying ur gorilla cock?
by Thomas78 October 25, 2006

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wrestling between a male and a female; It is common belief that males are stronger but if you watch a mixed wrestling match, you will see that this is false as the female just about always dominates the match using moves like the headscissors, bodyscissors, and facesitting. The key to the female victories is that it is scientifically proven that females have stronger leg and hip muscles than males.
Kim applied a tight headscissors on Bryan in a mixed wrestling match, leaving him no choice but to tap out as he could not breathe in the vice of her strong thighs.
by Thomas78 October 12, 2006

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a gay loser word and a very gay loser way to type it; a word spoken by pussy gamers who think they're tough
charlie: haha u just got pwned and owned u n00b!
sara: wtf are u talking about? *kicks charlie's ass*
by Thomas78 October 23, 2006

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