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Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity 

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.
"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

Charlie’s chances with gurneet 

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.
What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

Charlie's Angel

A beautiful individual who frequently ingests a large amount of cocaine.

Most commonly found in nightclub toilets.
- Golly Jeremiah, check out that blonde heading to the WC, she's gorgeous!

- You could say that Benjamin, but rumour has it that she enjoys her class As too much. She's a real Charlie's Angel.
Charlie's Angel by Joefau August 30, 2006

Charlie's Grade

A term used to hurt your feelings and your ego.
Jimothy: Hey Charlie, what did you get for your math test?
Charlie: Oh, I only got 23/23, didn't even get the extra credit...
Jimothy: Fuk, that's Charlie's grade

Charlie gets no bitches

Charlie's white chocolate factory 

A double "angry dragon" performed in a 69 by two guys.
Bret and Steve operated Charlie's white chocolate factory last night...what a mess they made of that operation.

charlie's waitress syndrome 

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).
Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.