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Kiss my ring 

1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...
1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring

2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'
Kiss my ring by Nehustan September 24, 2010

Kiss My ring 

originated in the student area of tafalgar place brynmill, the expression in which a personn invites another individual to kiss "in and around" the anal opening. Usually used in banter or other sarcastic phrases. This phrase is rarely used literally, unless they are up for "shits and gigs"
Batman once wrote on a picture comment "kiss my ring", as the the comment made about her was offensive banter! It was said to get her own back, and create a mildly disturbing vision in the recievers mind!
Kiss My ring by Megan-Batman February 21, 2009

Kiss my ring 

A person who invites another to "Kiss my Ring", invites the person theoretically to kiss in and around the anal opening. Originally from the Brynmill area of Swansea, usually used by pervy students
"Just walk onto it"
"Eurgh.. Kiss my ring"
Kiss my ring by Nuuuuh..Batman! February 1, 2009

pull my ring out

To put the utmost amount of effort possible for a given task; to give your all. The term alludes to going further than safely possible in terms of effort. To lift a weight that is not safe to lift without causing physical damage to self. Normally used when trying to express the fact that an individual is putting in effort above and beyond that should be expected in norma\typical situations.

A parrallel can be drawn with a weight lifter; a weight lifter risks a hernia\prolapse when he\she lifts more weight than is safe to lift. The individual still puts the effort in although it may cause them harm.
I'm not going to 'pull my ring out' trying to hit the target since the last team didn't achieve their results and they still received a bonus.

If the last team couldn't be bothered then I'm definitely not going to 'pull my ring out'.

We're sat here 'pulling our ring's out' while they're sat reading urbandictionary.com.
pull my ring out by atticboy July 9, 2010

ring my bell 

To climax a woman, make her come; give a woman pleasure.
"You can ring my be-e-ell.......ring my bell,(ring my bell, ding dong ding, ahhhh!)"

from "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward, 1979 (world-wide #1 hit).
ring my bell by babybabe February 12, 2008

Ring My Doorbell 

Another way of saying: Touch my ding dong.

Made famous by the White Stripes song, "My Doorbell."
"I'm thinking about my doorbell. When you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it?"
-White Stripes

Hannah came over to my house and rang my doorbell...she knows how to ring my doorbell and get it rung right.