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mutton dagger 

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
mutton dagger by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Mutton Dagger 

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

mutton dagger 

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.
I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

Mutten Dagger 

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong
Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt
Mutten Dagger by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026