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mutton dagger 

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
mutton dagger by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Mutton Dagger 

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

mutton dagger 

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.
I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

Mutten Dagger 

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong
Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt
Mutten Dagger by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026