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Mung is now available in your local corner bar! Ask for it by name... and if they don't know what you're talking about, feel free to educate them on how to serve up a fresh mungshot:

1. Locate drainage hose connected to the underside of the "catch plate" beneath the beer taps.
2. Disconnect the end of the hose that feeds into the waste pipe (the other end).
3. Hold disconnected end of hose over a shotglass, and pour 1.5 oz of your least favorite liquor directly into the beer drain.
4. Serve when shotglass is full.
HOBSON: I say, Boddington, this shot certainly doesn't taste like the good old mung we're used to.
BODDINGTON: Indeed, but it sure as hell beats having to dig up a corpse to get a good drink.
OTHER GUY IN BAR: Cheers to that, mate!
HOBSON: No one's asking you, fuckface!
OTHER GUY IN BAR: What did you just call me?
BODDINGTON: Hobson, don't waste your bloody time on this bloke.
HOBSON: Aye... let's go huff some horse farts.
BODDINGTON: Brilliant!
by King Mung June 21, 2006
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One of those rediculous cartoon things that never actually happen but somehow become 'fact' via the Internet.
"Oh totally people mung all the time."
by Goldfish March 07, 2005
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The build up of various bodily fluids including and not limited to urine, semen, sweat, saliva and fecal matter that accumulates on and around the base of the commode, mostly found in dank public restrooms and glory holes. The "matter " resembles a dark pastey material with specific odor. This matter is considered an aphrodisiac by a select few.
I caught that sick bastard Mahlon on his hands and knees sniffing the Mung around the commode in the men's room up on the fifth floor..
by Uscored October 30, 2012
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1. Noun. The Sticky Transluscent Red Stuff That Comes Out When You Push Down On A Pregnant Woman's Stomach.
2. Verb. To Mung. The Process Of Squeezing Mung Out Onto The Face Of The Receiver.
3. Sexual Attraction To Mung - Placentophilia.
She Really Munged Me
I'll Mung You Good Later You Baaaaaad Boy
Jesus Mark, Youve Got Mung All Over Your New Filing Cabinet
Mung Tastes Like Spare Change And Raw Horse Blood
by Led Zep Fan May 15, 2007
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The fluid, gacky substance, extra crap, that comes out of a womans vaginal canal as shes giving birth.
I sware dude it smells like you just rubbed your face in a pile of mung!
by MikeyMo0 March 12, 2006
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The brown stuff that accumulates at the bottom of a coffee pot.
When was the last time you cleaned the mung out of your coffee pot?
by Yowsil August 01, 2009
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Its the greasy, hairy stuff you find in dark unseen places.
Mung is like to goo in between keys on a 10 year old college keyboard. Like the goo you find in unwashed cups holders in vehicles. Like the crap you find between table leafs when you go to put in the extra leaf. the stuff buried at the bottom of the bristles of an uncleaned hair brush...or tooth (yukky) brush. Like the gunk you find in the creases of your arm pits that you failed to wash for a week. I sure you can think of many more.
by SenorPopeye June 10, 2009
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