1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors
2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda.
3. a term of endearment
4. a vampire in food formation
1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast!
2. AHH its a muffin! RUN!
3. Aww muffin, I love you!
by Leah322 May 17, 2008
When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
by benbaggg May 13, 2008
Usually used to reffer to a womans breasts so that no profanity is used.
Also used in a playfull manner to comment on breasts
Nice muffins Amie.
Thanks.
by *Dizzy D* March 03, 2006
Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.
Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.
by annabeller August 30, 2010
The "babydaddy" of the cupcake.
When the unicorn and muffin have sex..the cupcake is made.
The only being worthy of even seeing a unicorn.
john:"hey where'd you get that cupcake?"
jake:"a unicorn and muffin made it"
by B00tz June 17, 2010
A word that can be substituted to replace any object.
I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.

Open that muffin and grab me a soda.

Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.
by Spyder00300 February 20, 2010
The best thing ever. Seriously. You know your mom? She'll bang a muffin. They are that good. Get some muffins, eat them, and come back, and you'll see why. Made from bread and anything else you can put in them. ANYTHING. Blueberry is normal, but you can have apple, cherry (yasrs), chocolate chips, small children, cinnamon, cookie bits, anything. Anyone who uses it for slang in a negative/sexual way cannot come up with anything else, as a muffin is better than sex and heaven combined.
Guy: Oh man this muffin is so delicious. Girl: Eww, that's disgusting. Guy: Whatever. Why do I hang out with you, muffin hater? Girl: I... I have no other friends...
by GFantasy October 05, 2009

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