1. Sombody (preferably a girl) who has a muffin top/love handles or is a fatty.
2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their hair and it looks like there is a muffin on their head.
3. A type of tasty pastry.

4. Someone extreamly unattractive.
-Oh gosh,look out man! Here comes a Muffin!
-Look at her head,she's a muffin.
-Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin!
-Ewwwwhhhhhh! I cant believe i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin!
by bambamba May 15, 2009
n. A code used in conversation that is between two people to leave the third person out of the loop that they are actually talking about him/her.
Radio; So man, I can get a girl to fuck tonight for sure. But she's a little more.. bigger..

Jeff; How much bigger?

Radio; She is here now, let's have a code for a yes and no

Jeff; Muffin is bad and cupcake is good.
<i>ugly woman drivers up and comes out of car, Jeff turns to Radio with frown and eyes closed.</i>
by muffinaresogross=[ May 02, 2009
a cupcake without icing...hence a bald cupcake.
Muffins are just bald cupcakes.
by Koinu-chan March 29, 2009
an ugly cupcake.
Fred: "i have a cupcake!"
Jim: "i have a muffin. ):"
Fred: "FAIL."
by Ariana D'Lemi March 27, 2009
What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)
That chick is a total "Muffin "
by SORAxSARU711 March 11, 2009
Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.
Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!
by Nicholas Bryan April 07, 2005
see extacy
"hey dude, do you know where i can grab some muffins"
by betterthanall November 03, 2003

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