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57.
1. Sombody (preferably a girl) who has a muffin top/love handles or is a fatty.
2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their hair and it looks like there is a muffin on their head.
3. A type of tasty pastry.

4. Someone extreamly unattractive.
-Oh gosh,look out man! Here comes a Muffin!
-Look at her head,she's a muffin.
-Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin!
-Ewwwwhhhhhh! I cant believe i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin!
by bambamba May 15, 2009
 
58.
a cupcake without icing...hence a bald cupcake.
Muffins are just bald cupcakes.
by Koinu-chan March 29, 2009
 
59.
an ugly cupcake.
Fred: "i have a cupcake!"
Jim: "i have a muffin. ):"
Fred: "FAIL."
by Ariana D'Lemi March 27, 2009
 
60.
What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)
That chick is a total "Muffin "
by SORAxSARU711 March 11, 2009
 
61.
Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.
Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!
by Nicholas Bryan April 07, 2005
 
62.
see extacy
muffin-->roll-->extacy
"hey dude, do you know where i can grab some muffins"
by betterthanall November 03, 2003
 
63.
used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really
T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
by pimpcracker June 08, 2010