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the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon
strudel, etc.
dude1:hey, dude2! whatya got there ?

dude2:a muffin. its quite delicious
by frosted flakes. April 11, 2009
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A Muffin is an English Gentleman who lives in Kew, in England. Muffins love to eat but usually just graze, they love chocolate tits and spend their whole lives unknowingly looking for a particular American girl. Muffins are beautiful, funny, brilliant , douchey, narcissistic, sordid, perverted and just amazing. If you come across a Muffin in your lifetime, you won't be able to pull yourself away. He is much too intoxicating, with one 'Oi,' you'll be hooked for the rest of your days. In a second he can give you the world but just as easily, break your heart. If something is wrong, he will fix it. If you are lost, he will bring you back. Muffin is the closest thing to Jesus Christ we have walking among us. If the world were Muffinless, my heart would stop beating.

Note: MUFFIN IS A DOM!
Jess: I love you, Muffin.

Muffin: I know, Sweetheart.

Jess: OMG, are you fucking kidding me?!

Muffin: What's wrong, my Darling?

Jess: 'YOU KNOW'?! YOU FUCKING KNOW?! OMG, I just said that, out loud and that's it?? Do you know how hard that was?!

Muffin: I fucking love you too, Baby.
by Princess_Sparkles February 01, 2013
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Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.
by quignugget April 25, 2010
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a really good female friend who is really nice and sweet
She's my best muffin in the whole world!
by jakub January 04, 2004
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on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins
by candiipaint July 26, 2009
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one of the best bakery goods in the world.
i went to dunkin' donuts and got a muffin that fucking owned.
by god of agg poopy December 04, 2005
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Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.
Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!
by Nicholas Bryan April 07, 2005
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