muffdump  

1. to have have a baby

or

2. a pet name for someone, short for muffin dumpling

1. i just took a muffdump and now my boobs hang past my waste

2. isn't my little muffdump just adorable

muffdump by garry22 May 21, 2008

muffbumps 

When you get razor burn on your cooch.

I used a dull razor when I shaved my cooch and got muffbumps.

muffbumps by roadragea022 July 26, 2010