Top Definition
A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl.
Yeah, that dumpling is going to have to find another girl with parents who are OK with whites.
by Napoleon IV December 13, 2008
Cooked balls of dough. They are based on flour, potatoes or bread, and may include meat, fish, vegetables, or sweets. They may be cooked by boiling, steaming, simmering, frying, or baking. They may have a filling, or there may be other ingredients mixed into the dough.
Dumplings are delicious.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.
Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.
by sammer of the gods May 16, 2006
Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.
Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings
by asddsa January 22, 2010
A short, curvy or chubby white girl
Man that dumpling in the bar was looking hot.
by BLTwithCHEESE April 17, 2015
The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.

The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board
by azione01 September 26, 2010
Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.
Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.
by DrDookies December 08, 2008

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