muffbunt Share definition Flag A female version of the tea bag. A chick dips her vagina on someone and yells "muffbunt". Usually leaves a wet residue. "Oh snap kristin is passed out so muffbunt her!!!" muffbunt by Kristin Kemmer November 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the muffbunt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch