After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.
"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.