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To shit one's pants, grab a handful of feces from the dirtied pants and throw it at someone.
She tried to introduce me to her new boyfriend so I mudjacked the bitch and bailed through the kitchen.
mudjack by Pepe Lopez April 14, 2005
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Mudjacking

Uh...using poop as a masturbatory lubricant.
Steve walked in on his roommate and caught him mudjacking.
Mudjacking by IWhoAmNotHe October 7, 2009
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Tupelo Mudpack 

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.
Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack
Tupelo Mudpack by Mr doses May 21, 2018
The same as redneck or hick. A person that likes to get his truck muddy by going off the roads into the backwoods.
I like to get my truck muddy every weekend, I guess you could say I'm a mudback.

Can a mudback get a beer around here.

What's up my mudback.

Did you go mud backing this weekend, I'm just saying because your truck is all muddy.
mudback by Equal crack May 8, 2016

mudpacker 

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.
The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.
mudpacker by Heptune May 14, 2005

madjacker 

An individual who violently jacks off every time he (or she) experiences mental frustration.
Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."
madjacker by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007
Guy one: You dirtbag!

Guy two: Yeah? well you're a mudsack.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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