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mudgekicker by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003
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a mudgepacker
A repressed homesexual who uses blonde highlights in his hair in order to mimic actors from the aussie soap "home and away". He weightlifts excessively due to his extreme sexual frustration,inturn singing the theme tune of the latter soap mentioned all the while fantasizing about having gay sex while licking the deformed ears of borderline down syndromes.
The Mudgepacker is almost always in the company of overweight ginger haired lesbians. Scientists believe this is due to the man-like appears of the lesbian, who the mudgepacker can use as a kind of fag hag, without giving away his homosexually repressed ambitions
The Mudgepacker is almost always in the company of overweight ginger haired lesbians. Scientists believe this is due to the man-like appears of the lesbian, who the mudgepacker can use as a kind of fag hag, without giving away his homosexually repressed ambitions
Guy 1- Ya see that guy there!
Guy 2- What that fruit with the blonde streaks standing next to that ginger haired fella
Guy 1-That ginger is a girl!
Guy 2- Fuck! looks like a man...but anyway what about the blonde fag with the fruity tight vest
Guy 1- His name is Ben and he is an.......
Guy 2- An Arse Bandit
Guy 1- No worst....he is a...wait for it....
Guy 2- What tell me
Guy 1- He's a Mudgepacker
Guy 2- Fuck! no way.....fuck
Guy 2- What that fruit with the blonde streaks standing next to that ginger haired fella
Guy 1-That ginger is a girl!
Guy 2- Fuck! looks like a man...but anyway what about the blonde fag with the fruity tight vest
Guy 1- His name is Ben and he is an.......
Guy 2- An Arse Bandit
Guy 1- No worst....he is a...wait for it....
Guy 2- What tell me
Guy 1- He's a Mudgepacker
Guy 2- Fuck! no way.....fuck
a mudgepacker by closereachdayhomeandaway March 13, 2010
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Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
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