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a mudgepacker
A repressed homesexual who uses blonde highlights in his hair in order to mimic actors from the aussie soap "home and away". He weightlifts excessively due to his extreme sexual frustration,inturn singing the theme tune of the latter soap mentioned all the while fantasizing about having gay sex while licking the deformed ears of borderline down syndromes.
The Mudgepacker is almost always in the company of overweight ginger haired lesbians. Scientists believe this is due to the man-like appears of the lesbian, who the mudgepacker can use as a kind of fag hag, without giving away his homosexually repressed ambitions
The Mudgepacker is almost always in the company of overweight ginger haired lesbians. Scientists believe this is due to the man-like appears of the lesbian, who the mudgepacker can use as a kind of fag hag, without giving away his homosexually repressed ambitions
Guy 1- Ya see that guy there!
Guy 2- What that fruit with the blonde streaks standing next to that ginger haired fella
Guy 1-That ginger is a girl!
Guy 2- Fuck! looks like a man...but anyway what about the blonde fag with the fruity tight vest
Guy 1- His name is Ben and he is an.......
Guy 2- An Arse Bandit
Guy 1- No worst....he is a...wait for it....
Guy 2- What tell me
Guy 1- He's a Mudgepacker
Guy 2- Fuck! no way.....fuck
Guy 2- What that fruit with the blonde streaks standing next to that ginger haired fella
Guy 1-That ginger is a girl!
Guy 2- Fuck! looks like a man...but anyway what about the blonde fag with the fruity tight vest
Guy 1- His name is Ben and he is an.......
Guy 2- An Arse Bandit
Guy 1- No worst....he is a...wait for it....
Guy 2- What tell me
Guy 1- He's a Mudgepacker
Guy 2- Fuck! no way.....fuck
a mudgepacker by closereachdayhomeandaway March 13, 2010
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)