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mossification 

the act or process of changing parts of something using the Moss method
The old dildo required mossification of the motor, It made that dildo purr when I put a bigger & faster motor in it.mossified
mossification by mossified September 10, 2011
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mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.
In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly
mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

moistification 

The verb to make something "moistified"
Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.
I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.
mochification by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Bossification 

The process of pimping out something to the point it can not be out pimped.
Friend 1: We have begun the process of bossification
Bossification by Triplechris April 1, 2015

de-modification 

1. Is when something is so bad, or so poorly done that a simple modification will not correct it, and the project needs to be redesigned altogether or scrapped.

2. Something is modified so much, it is designed anew, or seems to be a totally different design for the same purpose. The play plywood retainer wall was demodified into a concrete bag alleged retainer wall which need to be de-modified again.
Estancia Palm Springs said their poorly consturcted Retainer Wall was "Structurally Insufficient". Whereas, they claim the wall need modification, I beleive it really needs de-modification, because it is so bad that no quick fix will do.

A modern automobile is a demodification of the horse drawn carriage.

HAMP Modification 

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.
HAMP Modification by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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