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mooshi mooshi

Mooshi mooshi is a cute way of saying "hi" or "hello". Typically used by 7th graders and younger, most high schoolers don't say it anymore... except me.
Anna: Mooshi mooshi!

Person: What the f-?

7th grader: MOOSHI MOOSHI!
mooshi mooshi by gigglesxoxo March 28, 2009
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Mooshi Mooshi

A being that illuminates a strong, intimidating sexual presence. Many people become afraid of the superiority the people have over them through this contained sexual presence.
Mooshi Mooshi!
The Mooshi is strong with this one.
May the Mooshi be with you youngling.
Mooshi Mooshi by Mooshi Man February 14, 2019

Woogi Mooshi 

An oddly shaped penis shaped similarly to a mushroom. The head is extremely wide, and the overall length is less than 3 inches when erect. Common mostly among fatties.
He would have got some action the other night, if it wasn't for his damn woogi mooshi
Woogi Mooshi by Jarjar1133 November 19, 2011
greeting. means "hello". also used as adjective, noun, verb, adverb, preposition, exclamation, etc.
Claire: Mooshi!
Teresa: mooshi mooshi fa
Claire: awww mooshi!
Teresa: MOOOOOOOSHI
mooshi by Helen November 27, 2004
the act of being a moosh, or looking like a moosh. that is, if you're a cute little girl who stands at about 5'0", then you're probably a moosh
mooshi by Johnny June 11, 2004
Steak that is cooked extremely rare -- almost raw, like sushi. Still moo-ing on the plate.
You call that steak blue-rare? I call it mooshi.
mooshi by Treesaw April 10, 2008
Steak that is cooked extremely rare -- almost raw, like sushi. Still moo-ing on the plate.
You call that steak blue-rare? I call it mooshi.
mooshi by Treesaw April 8, 2008
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