mooches 

Similar to mooching but the act of mooching is not currently taking place but is expected to resume

Ivan mooches cigarets from me whever im around him I dont want to say no but I cant say yes

mooches by Gopalji September 22, 2005

moochifest

The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.

"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"

"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."

moochifest by guava c May 24, 2009

Poochfest 

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.

We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!

Poochfest by Burningred June 16, 2005

Goochfest 

A slang term referring to a room/event that is full of gooches.

Gooches, of course, are the patch of skin between a man or a woman's genitalia and their arsehole.

Ian: "This is such a goochfest"
Fresco: "I know, man. These guys suck"

Goochfest by Stodleh April 14, 2010

mooch-fest 

Almost like a free-for-all where one gets to "mooch" without paying for anything in return.

1/ Company A is having a big friggin' mooch-fest with Company B's assets like servers and software licenses.

2/ The company's Christmas Party was a giant big mooch-fest as everyone showed up coz it was free.

mooch-fest by Robin Nayyar January 4, 2008

moshfest

meaning: basically 'my hair is terrible right now'
BRAP
byehuhh.

"my hair is a total moshfest"

moshfest by beckybrapster April 5, 2007

smooches, not mooches 

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

smooches, not mooches by QuacksO July 28, 2018