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The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.
"My word said the vicar, that anal exclamation was right off the brapometer"
brap by EssBen March 5, 2008
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Brap is the sound of a fart. Penned by comic artist of MAD MAG fame, Don Martin. Most specifically in refrence to his Captain Klutz series which incorporated a character with gaseous superpowers named Brap Man. Indubitably Howard Stern ripped off the idea from Don.
With a mighty Brraaaaapppp! he leapt the building. Brap

http://www.toonopedia.com/klutz.htm
Brap by crankyoldghost November 1, 2008
I was working on a math problem for an hour then brap it came to me
Brap by Cumchatta12 November 13, 2021
Sound made to imitate gunshot. Used say after you've just rinsed someone, or as mentioned earlier, listening to a heavy tune.
You're so fat, you're going to die young!! braaap!!

Aw big tune mandem!! Braaaaap!!!
Brap by flashermonkey April 11, 2005
A sound uttered when a heavy tune comes on usually heard in garage raves.
Combine with gunfingers for best results.
Listen to 'Gladiator' by Alias. You won't be able to help it.

brap! brap!
brap by SDZ June 23, 2004