monty middle

A fucked up middle school 6-8 where it's cool to smoke weed and have sex. Pregnancy scares are a thing and depression is cool. The girls are all slutty and theirs always drama. The fuckboys arent even hot, because there are literally no guys who are hot. Like 2, maybe. The principal has his head up his ass and all the teachers want to be the cool teacher. Be prepared for weird ass team names such as 'The Royal Blue Narwals'. Ask.fm will plague this school, spilling all the popular kids secrets, who have adopted a multitude of nicknames over the years. The most common one to hear is 'pb' for 'popular bitch'.

She goes to monty middle? She must be fuuuucked up.

monty middle by bitch5678 December 1, 2016

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monte vista middle school

middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.

"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"

monte vista middle school by the studen that sucks May 9, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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