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A man who is smart, shaped like a Greek god, and who is very, very, very sexy!!! bianca: OMG!!! Did u just see that guy?!
raven: I know!! His name must be Monty because he certainly looks like one! |
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A male with exceptionally large genetalia usually 11 1/2 inches or more. As in Monty Python therefore having a python as male genetalia. Partners are usually referred to as snake charmers. Why am i so happy? I was with this guy last nite, he was called Dave but i'll be calling him Monty from now on!
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Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).
Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa. Monty defeated Rommel.
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(N) A form of jailbait that is extremely deceptive and dangerous. Usually between the ages of 15 and 18, they make it very difficult to for the average male to tell whether or not they are of age. Dude, I think that girl I hooked up with at the party last night was a monty, because she left early to get ready for school; high school.
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a person who is an extreme social climber and loves to put other people down. resembles a whale, particularly shamu. the person tends to be extremely fat, but sucks it in when a picture is taken. a role model for all social climbers. A monty can also be a type of pose in a picture where one sticks there ass out as far as they can and tilts their head at a ridiculous angle. 1. "look over there it's shamu.... oh wait! it's monty!"
2. "that girl ditched all her friends for more popular ones that don't even like her... she pulled a monty." 3. jeannette: how should we pose for this picture? amy: OH! lets do the monty! |
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A unique specimen, with all or none of the following traits:
rather lovely profile, his forehead looks like the hood of a car, unable to remain balanced on the stairs, and has only been drunk once. Monty, don't fall....! Are you drunk again? Wait,that can't be right. Your forehead looks like the hood of a car. Hey, nice profile.
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the act of spilling food or drink on another individual. (created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty) The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"
You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!" |
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