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Mong Out 

To be so stoned you can't move or think straight
-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am

-Hey where've you been?

-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?

-dunno

mong out 

Based on the often offensively used word mong.

1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.

2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
1. "Whoaa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while."

2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."
mong out by Lord Ass July 10, 2005

mong out with my schlong out 

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!
One of many types of weed available for purchase in your local community. Mongout is a word that can describe any weed that hits you straight away (rather than sneaking up on you) and puts you in a state of complete haze
Clive: What kind of weed is this Abraham?
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then
Mongout by Aidan Brooks January 9, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026