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1.
a woman that has no sex life and, because of this, smells as though shes a fishmonger.
darryl: uurrrggh whats that smell???
sprout: oh its alana the mongfish!!!
by alex spruce March 28, 2006
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2.
a person whom mings for england.
ur mums a double helping of mong fish
by prettyugly November 22, 2004
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