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Momolested
The word Momolested means that the internet sensation MOMO is doing you in the ass or vice versa you are momolesting MOMO
Momo~ if you don’t kill yourself then I will come in the middle of the night to kill your family
You~ Momo if you dont shut the fuck up imma MOMOlest you then you would be MOMOlested!
You~ Momo if you dont shut the fuck up imma MOMOlest you then you would be MOMOlested!
Momolested by Momoisdaddy March 2, 2019
Related Words
molmol • Mol (Mole) • molooly • momologue • momoland • mololuwa • Momol • momolicious • momolu • Molkoland
Mololotte
Mololotte by -Titopsassine June 30, 2020
momoland
momoland is a Kpop girl group made up of 7 members: Hyebin, Yeonwoo, Jane, Nayun, JooE, Ahin, and Nancy, they debuted on November 10th 2016. their biggest songs are BAAM and bboom bboom
momologue
When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.
Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.
Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.
"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"
Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.
"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"
momologue by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009
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