1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

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your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

your ass is grass and I'm the mower by anonymous January 29, 2005

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moewth

pronounced MOW (as in, to mow the lawn) +th

The intense pronunciation of the word 'mouth', is often used when silencing another individual offensively by telling them to shut their's.
This term is widely spreading it's use around the Pacific Northwest and puget sound area.

First recognized by the Boston native comedian Dane Cook on his "Harmful if Swallowed" comedy tour.

..."We are going to play a little game I just made up. We are going to turn all the lights off and play, 'Who's in my Moewth' "
-Dane Cook

moewth by caitlin Perry December 15, 2008

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mowed out drunk

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

mowed out drunk by bike week 69 March 6, 2010

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