Greetings 

1. A way of saying hello.

Greetings, friend!

Greetings by DaUltimateMemelord May 31, 2018

Greetings 

Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.

-Greetings
-WTF?

-Greetings
-and you are?

Greetings by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004

Greetings 

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

Greetings by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

greetings 

Greetings: Adjective: To greet the coming of an event. Commonly used as a way of saying "hello" - However, when used properly it can be used as a way of saying that you like something, or that something is pleasing. Often used in the past tense, but can be used in almost any situation.

1) "Ahh! This Florida trip is guna be so greetings!"

2) In the even that you find $20 "Greetings!"

greetings by Kevin Brooks August 23, 2007

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

Greetings and Salutations 

“FUK YUWH”
🖕🏼
💥🔫
✊🏼🩸

"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"

Greetings and Salutations by Determinate May 13, 2021

Greetings from London 

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.

Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.

Greetings from London by avery_brooks August 21, 2008