Mobster in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.

Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!

Mobster in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019

mobster 

A Mafia member.

mobster by AYB March 30, 2003

Fiedero Mobster 

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.

6. Appointments must be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.

Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all

man y"all drive so slow through the hood, y'all must be Fiedero Mobster

Fiedero Mobster by Dear Vigintillionaire family July 28, 2009

mobster 

An Italian/Sicilan sworn by the Code of Honor (Omerta) into La Cosa Nostra.

mobster by Anonymous March 30, 2003

moobster

A term used to describe a person who has moobs.

"Hey, check out that moobster."
"Yeah, he's got some fine moobs alright!"

moobster by mwrulz June 2, 2009

cock mobster 

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

cock mobster by the storm drains May 19, 2009

Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.

We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill

Ontario Mobster by the original ontario mobster April 1, 2010