mizzet
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Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake
A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake
Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?
Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?
Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake by E The Sex Cat May 7, 2011
Dom Mazzetti
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Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.
D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai
ENERGY BEER!
Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.
D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai
ENERGY BEER!
Dom Mazzetti by Robert J. Lawkins March 29, 2011
Mizzery
The cool way to spell (Misery)
(Mizzery) is probably the best way to spell it and its OG
1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances.
2. distress or suffering caused by need, privation, or poverty.
3.great mental or emotional distress; extreme unhappiness.
Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl
M
(Mizzery) is probably the best way to spell it and its OG
1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances.
2. distress or suffering caused by need, privation, or poverty.
3.great mental or emotional distress; extreme unhappiness.
Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl
M
mizzenmast
mizzenmast by -hef- September 16, 2009
Mizzel
Any sort of pariah.
A mizzel is a person that when direct contact is made with him/her he/she will become fidgety and twitch about.
It is not uncommon for a mizzel to smell, hoard things, have old clothes and express casual lateness.
A misunderstood character at best.
Often the first person to be blamed when domestic discrepencies arise.
A mizzel is a person that when direct contact is made with him/her he/she will become fidgety and twitch about.
It is not uncommon for a mizzel to smell, hoard things, have old clothes and express casual lateness.
A misunderstood character at best.
Often the first person to be blamed when domestic discrepencies arise.
"Oh my God! Rose! Look at that mizzel! Why is he sweating so much?"
"My phone went missing, which one of you mizzels took it!?"
"My phone went missing, which one of you mizzels took it!?"
Mizzel by Rosalyn Carter March 22, 2008
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