mivec 

Mitsubishi Innovative Valve timing and lift Electronic Control (MIVEC)

mitsubishi = mivec
honda/acura = vtec/i-vtec
toyota = vvt/i-vvt

Jesse is such a ricer that he told me his rotary engine has mivec, knowing that its rotary and it just spins.

mivec by unknown azn December 28, 2005

Philza Minecraft 

The creator of Minecraft

Person 1: who created Minecraft

Person 2: Philza Minecraft

Person 1: wasn’t it Not-
Person 2: PHILZA MINECRAFT

Philza Minecraft by skylinepotter January 18, 2021

Go Minecraft yourself 

When Twitter decided that being a bully was too mean for their site, users began to follow up any insult with "....in Minecraft" to avoid a ban. To "Go Minecraft Yourself" is the shortened version of "Go kill yourself.... in Minecraft."

Jones: Hey everyone I had an affair.
Dom: Dude you're a dick. You should just go Minecraft yourself
Zach: Bro go fall off a 24-block high cliff
Mike: ! I hope you get Syphilis.... in Minecraft.

Go Minecraft yourself by MormonJudy July 26, 2019

MineCat 

MineCat is literally the sweetest person you could meet. She funny and awesome and an all around great person. At first the MineCat can seem hard to approach since she's so cool, but approaching her is the best decision you can make. She gives the best hugs and makes you feel appreciated. MineCats are quite popular because of their likability. They are often know birth Kyoko-sama. Even though Kyoko-samas aren't very likable, the MineCat is nice enough to let the Kyoko-sama stick around

The other day I was hecking sad but MineCat really lifted my spirits. She's a g8 mom.

MineCat by PeggyToast May 18, 2017

Philza Minecraft 

The creator of minecraft that played hardcore for 5 years and died to a baby zombie in gold armor.

WATCH OUT PHILLLLLLL(Philza Minecraft)

Philza Minecraft by Vscountt February 3, 2021

Minecraft 

Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game

Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?

Minecraft by A human you dont know November 24, 2020

minecraft 

a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.

"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."

minecraft by nimimi December 17, 2018