Philza is our father, his followers his children. Unfortunately he doesn’t have enough money to feed us. I haven’t been fed in days, nay, weeks... I don’t even know anymore...
Twitch prime sub: You watching philza?
Tier three sub: You bet it.
Twitch prime sub: Is mumza home yet?
Tier three sub: No, but wilbursoot has raided.
Tier three sub: You bet it.
Twitch prime sub: Is mumza home yet?
Tier three sub: No, but wilbursoot has raided.
by ~spoooogyny~ May 11, 2020
An honestly chill dude, always cares for his fans and plays Minecraft Hardcore Mode. Also known for dying to a Baby Zombie and a Spider.
SomeRandomGuy Cheered 300x!
SomeRandomGuy: “hey Philza i lost my 3 month hardcore world to a glitch, and im feeling hopeless. i dont have the confidence to try again”
Philza: “Aw man that sucks. Always keep pushing yourself to do things even if it costs you stuff. Stay strong”
Chat: “INSPIRATIONAL PHILZA POG”
SomeRandomGuy: “hey Philza i lost my 3 month hardcore world to a glitch, and im feeling hopeless. i dont have the confidence to try again”
Philza: “Aw man that sucks. Always keep pushing yourself to do things even if it costs you stuff. Stay strong”
Chat: “INSPIRATIONAL PHILZA POG”
by • Lazy • October 24, 2020
A twitch streamer and youtuber who created minecraft and whose fanbase all have daddy issues and need a father figure
Person 1: "Hey, are you watching Philza?"
Person 2: "Yeah, why?"
Person 1: "Damn, your daddy issues are that bad huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 2: "Yeah, why?"
Person 1: "Damn, your daddy issues are that bad huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
by Chloenator2007 March 29, 2021
Philza Minecraft is the god of Minecraft and creator of women.
He has many children, and once died to a baby zombie.
He is very, VERY ancient.
He has many children, and once died to a baby zombie.
He is very, VERY ancient.
by Anon#82827728188 March 28, 2021
by Gumpoi April 12, 2021
Philza, also known as Dadza or Crow father, he is the father figure to thousands of teens on twitch, we are mostly called "Chat" and mostly seen as a bunch of feral teen crows that follow him, we are sometimes accompanied by Mumza, which is Philza's wife, she usually pops up on stream to shoot him with a nerf gun or paints his face for a sub goal. Basically Philza is a father figure to teens with parent issues, or some just need love cuz he is the guy to go to.
by Philza'sCrowChild November 18, 2021