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large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities

Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.

mities by Nateisawesome May 21, 2007

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Mities

Like tities but man titles

Bro, his mities are huge.

Mities by Thefax69 November 5, 2018

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Related Words

mities • mites • mitesh • maties • misies • Mitesh Miracle • mithesh • mitisha • Matiesa • matieszyn

Sweat mites

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites

Sweat mites by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019

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Meth Mites

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

Meth mites are not real, go to sleep

Meth Mites by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010

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mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021

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Mitzies

A type of extasy that will make your eyes bulge and your chin swing like Catholic priest in Sunday school.

What you boshin the night chi? Mitzies marra, I’m gonna be hanging on to me bollocks in 5 ye feckin blinder.

Mitzies by BunglerDoonSooth November 9, 2018

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marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

marshmallow maties by lauren March 23, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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