Mistretta Drunk
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight
Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
Mistretta Drunk by bobthehob September 29, 2011
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Minstreltainment
Minstreltainment by Mr2Tek3 July 28, 2009
mistertazuna
A very sexy guy on tik tok who loves all their friends and mutuals dearly, or at least I think so. He is obsessed with Joe from yttd and is a very sweetly rude person.
"Hey, do you follow mistertazuna on tik tok?"
"Yeah, they're very hot and amazing"
"I agree, let's make out"
"Yeah, they're very hot and amazing"
"I agree, let's make out"
mistertazuna by eijirousluvr April 6, 2021
Mistrella
The baddest bitch you will ever me. She does it all by herself and she doesn't anyone else. She is so beautiful that all the boys want her and all the girls hate on her. She also has a good body.
Mistrella by mistreezzle February 29, 2016
Miscretances
Similar to to being a miscreant involving many situations that allow for bad behavior and a regular occurrence in group situations.
Johnsons Miscretances were numerous in a way so as to spoil all around him, affecting the general moral of the socialites.
Miscretances by fw_phantom June 1, 2013
Mistletaint
After a few glasses of eggnog you go down on someone and kiss their mistletaint. Eggnog not required.
Mistletaint by bainezodr June 9, 2022
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"