misspoke

Clinton-speak. A euphemism used when you have lied and get caught out.

Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.

1. Reporter: "Mrs Clinton, in order to look tough and courageous, you claimed you entered Bosnia under sniper fire, but there is film of you stepping off a plane and being greeted by a welcoming party - no gunfire anywhere."

Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."

2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"

Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."

Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."

Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"

Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."

misspoke by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks October 4, 2008

McStroke 

A stroke induced my the consumption of too much fast food.

Brendan: John!? I havent seen you since highschool.
John: Yeah, we had some good times back then.
Brendan: Yeah, fast food places until 1am. That was the life
John: Too bad I can't do that anymore after my McStroke.

McStroke by Brendan Rigby March 9, 2008

misybroke2 

A type of asshole who you really just don't want to associate with. a misybroke2, derives from an asshole from the game 'Mano County Police Patrol' in which she messes around as a general nuisance. A misybroke2 has friends from higher positions but is a gigantic asshole.

Dang bro, you're such a misybroke2. Honestly I don't even want to talk to you anymore.

misybroke2 by How To Dictionary April 18, 2020

misspoke

To tell a blatant lie. Coined by Hillary Clinton - Hillary Clinton has insisted that she simply "misspoke" when she claimed she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire 12 years ago. However, Mrs Clinton says she simply made a mistake due to sleep deprivation, which "proves I'm human".

Wife : You motherfucker !! How dare you call my mother a ugly money grabbing back stabbing bad tempered fat old whore ??

Husband : I'm sorry my darling. I simply misspoke.

misspoke by JamesC1976 March 26, 2008

I misspoke 

I lied or just made it up on the spot.

When I said that I landed under sniper fire,I misspoke.

I misspoke by creed9 February 11, 2010

play the misspoke card 

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.

example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.

play the misspoke card by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010

Mistoke 

Another form of the word mistake. Why would you mistaken something when you can mistoke it? Mistoke is the most common way for stoners/retards to say mistaken.

Unless I mistoke Bret to be Brett, but whatever.

Mistoke by Jew baggle September 14, 2010