I heard Jay Sardi got a Bill Clinton the other day.

I got a Bill Clinton on the school balcony.
Bill Clinton got a Bill Clinton in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky, and now that guff slut, butchi has her own T.V. show.

My friend got a Bill Clinton in the plan bathroom, and is now a part of the Mile High club.

Me: Bill, why would you do Monica Lewinsky? Don't you have any good taste in women?

Bill Clinton: Well, she's an upgrade from Hillary!

Dude, Joseph just pulled a Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!

Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now.

Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar! I hope he burns in hell!