misspoke
Clinton-speak. A euphemism used when you have lied and get caught out.
Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.
Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.
1. Reporter: "Mrs Clinton, in order to look tough and courageous, you claimed you entered Bosnia under sniper fire, but there is film of you stepping off a plane and being greeted by a welcoming party - no gunfire anywhere."
Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."
2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."
Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."
Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"
Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."
Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."
2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."
Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."
Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"
Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."
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