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3 definitions by kirbyman1

 
1.
a good country with awesome landmarks and pastries
all stereotypes are false, I've been there. for some reason many people here in America harbor ridiculous prejudice against them.
kid who has never left his state:FUCKING FRENCH I HATE THEM!
me:why?
kid who has never left his state:CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!
me:Ok see where that logic gets you.
kid who has never left his state:EVIL FRENCH AH HA HA HA
me: go to France then judge it.
kid who never left his state:DON'T NEED TO CAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ALREADY!
me:k retard
by kirbyman1 March 24, 2008
 
2.
what happens when you drill baby drill.
republicans:DRILL BABY DRILL!
republicans:DRILL BABY DRILL!
"rig explodes"
dems:SPILL BABY SPILL!
republicans:oh shit.....
by kirbyman1 May 01, 2010
 
3.
to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.
example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.
by kirbyman1 November 25, 2010