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mispoke by Parco Molo November 13, 2013
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misspoke
Clinton-speak. A euphemism used when you have lied and get caught out.
Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.
Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.
1. Reporter: "Mrs Clinton, in order to look tough and courageous, you claimed you entered Bosnia under sniper fire, but there is film of you stepping off a plane and being greeted by a welcoming party - no gunfire anywhere."
Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."
2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."
Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."
Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"
Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."
Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."
2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."
Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."
Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"
Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."
misspoke by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks October 4, 2008
misspoke
To tell a blatant lie. Coined by Hillary Clinton - Hillary Clinton has insisted that she simply "misspoke" when she claimed she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire 12 years ago. However, Mrs Clinton says she simply made a mistake due to sleep deprivation, which "proves I'm human".
Wife : You motherfucker !! How dare you call my mother a ugly money grabbing back stabbing bad tempered fat old whore ??
Husband : I'm sorry my darling. I simply misspoke.
Husband : I'm sorry my darling. I simply misspoke.
misspoke by JamesC1976 March 26, 2008
I misspoke
I misspoke by creed9 February 11, 2010
play the misspoke card
to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.
example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...
Palin later on:I misspoke.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...
Palin later on:I misspoke.
play the misspoke card by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010
Mistoke
Another form of the word mistake. Why would you mistaken something when you can mistoke it? Mistoke is the most common way for stoners/retards to say mistaken.
Mistoke by Jew baggle September 14, 2010
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