| 1. | mirror match | ||
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Used in fighting games to describe a match between two of the same character.
During a mirror match the first player most commonly plays with the character's primary costume or outfit. The computer or second player's character wears an alternate outfit which can be an entirely different costume or a slightly off shaded version of the origianl Sub-Zero faced off against Sub-Zero in the mirror match before the final endurace matches in Mortal Kombat
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| 2. | Makeover | ||
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A current trend in television programs where people are told that they do not match the cultural norm either in the way they look or dress. Using special effects, advanced computer manipulation and spray painting techniques the person is then given the illusion that they look like a film star or can afford to buy top line designer clothes while bringing up two small children on a part time job serving fries.
While showing the person 'before' is common. The post 'make over' victim is not often seen. She thought the television makeover would change her life, but the next day on looking in the mirror she noticed that her acne, goofy teeth and the huge wart on her nose had somehow mysteriously re-appeared.
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| 3. | Dyke Cooch Cookoff | ||
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A mirror to the everpresent term "pissing contest" between men engaged in a verbal or personal (or oft physical) arguement, just make it female. And lesbian. Sara (a lesbian) had a heated Dyke Cooch Cookoff outside the bar with her ex partner after she found out that Midge, and her new found love, left her with the tab for the food and the taxi after the bad news.
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| 4. | mirror | ||
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Noun
A shiny surface, usually made of glass and silvered, and meant solely to cater to every man's and woman's inherent narcissistic tendencies. Adj To imitate someone/something. Person 1: how goes it, old chap?
Person 2: it goes old fellow, it goes. I've just gotten back some of my self-confidence after a long staring match with my Casanova-like self in the mirror. yeah! Girl 1: Did you lambast the Bush Presidency in your recent paper? Girl 2: Yes, I did. And it really is amazing just how closely Dubya's policies mirror Reagan's. Self-proclaimed messiahs the both of them. More like satan incarnates. At least, Reagan could ACT well. |
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| 5. | swagger | ||
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(southern california)
A low-income mexican high schooler who dresses in "expensive" clothes, goes to a lot of parties that usually get rolled, and is 100% self centered, and obsessed with his clothes. They have every color vans and are known to always match them with their shirt, hat, or bandana. Swaggers usually buy their cothes at: 70% Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, 20% Gen-X 10% the el camino real mall brands they use are: ecko, polo, south pole, lacoste, vans, genx plain tees, genx $10 dollar pants, etc....etc.... They type: "liik3 tHiiS" and their myspace is always looking "fReShhh, mostly covered by words like: got swag?, swagger, zwagger, etc. These kids, deep inside, are just looking for attention, so next time you see one, think twice before talking shit behind his back about how gay he looks wearing purple vans and a neon green shirt. swagger: whats up nigga? check out maahh new ecko tee yo!"
normal kid: cool, my cousin got that one for 3.99 off the clearance rack at Ross last week swagger: shittt son i gots diiss tee at against all odss yo! ----swagger (thinking): damn! how did he know!!!!??? normal kid: okay, sure, whatever you say.....ohh by the way, theres a stain on your all white vans swagger: shit sonn aahhhh!!!!!!!! ---he starts crying and runs to the 3000's building bathroom to clean it off and spends 5 minutes looking at himself in the mirror'' |
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| 6. | Slutterbug | ||
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Women who take retarded photos of themselves using a mirror. That chick on Match.com is a slutterbug.
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| 7. | Chris Picture | ||
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A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school. Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!" |
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