The Milk Crate 

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight

The Milk Crate by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

The milk crate 

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .

The milk crate by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

milk crate mechanic 

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

milk crate mechanic by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

Milkcrate

A plastic inanimate object, shaped in the form of a cube with one wall missing. It is approximately one foot high and wide. It is modular and highly appreciated for this quality.
It comes in a variety of colors, some are more rare than others. The milkcrate interacts well with it's peer milkcrates: each milkcrate fits perfectly with the other. Milkcrate is synonymous with "adult lego". The possibilities of constructed forms are endless. Examples of constructions include: the shelf, the coffee table, the modern totem pole, the green house etc. The milkcrate is sometimes a subject of fetishization. The milkcrate was also well know in the past by dj's for being the perfect size for vinyls,however the dimensions were adulturated with in order to prevent further theft by the public. The black market value is in 2006, 3$ per milkcrate, in Canada.

"Lego my milkcrate yo! Don't mess with my modular units, they're precious, son."
"My room is 11 milkcrates wide."

Milkcrate by K_STAR April 23, 2006